yae miko x raiden shogun fanfiction (romanic)

one day yae miko started biting raiden shogun.
bite bite bite
“ow! what are you doing?” said raiden shogun, very unhappy.
“it’s biting season,” said yae miko. “i am wearing down my very long front incisors because foxes are rodents.”
she chomped on raiden shogun’s arm and tried to tear off her flesh but unfortunately raiden shogun’s body was not made of body material but rather rocks or something so she failed.
“hm i will have to find someone else to bite,” yae miko mused and then she walked over to the kamisato house where thoma the housekeeper was vacuuming the lawn.
“hi thoma where’s ur friend ayaya” said yae miko, brandishing a knife.
“oh hi fox lady yae miko sama, ayaka is in the rooftop,” said thoma smiling ^_^
“ok thatnks thoma” said yae and she climbed onto the rooftop like a ninja. ayaka was sitting there with sayu they were making smores.
“oh no it’s the fox lady,” said sayu, beginning to cry.
“don’t worry sayu i won’t let her eat you,” said ayaka, patting her on the back. ayaka drew her sword. “if u want to eat sayu u will have to get through me first”
“don’t worry i don’t want to eat sayu” said yae miko and then she unhinged her jaw and bit off ayaka’s sword arm whole.
then yae miko went to the woods to hibernate for the rest of winter

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