genshin imapct x warrior cats

once upon a time there were two ktitens in inazuma clan named raidenkit and makotokit and they were so happy and did atrocities such as murdering other cats until they became the political captain of the inazumaclan government, named makotostar and also her sister
but suddenly makotostar was murdered by khaenriahclan and so eichanpaw was so sad and went into the leader den for many moons. her deputy yaemikotail was like lol this bitch

also eichanpawstar had a secret forbidden romance with a ROCK which is how she got a robot kitten named scaramouchepaw. she threw him in the river cause she thot well the river is a better mom than depression. he got stolen by dottoreclaw of snezhnayaclan who was his warrior cat mentor!!! and scaramouchepaw got the warrior name scaramoucheclaw after he graduated because he scratched so many kitties.

then one day a random rogue cat named luminepaw showed up and she was like hi raidenshogunstar can i talk 2 u for a second? and the warrior catz of inazumaclan were like um bitch u dare to gaze upon her excellency the narupawmi ogosho god of thunder(clan)? and lumine was like yea actually and then raidenstar walked out of her room and her clawz were sharpened into points like scourge and there was blood dripping from her mouth.

“u will be inlaid upon this cool rock,” she said (she was talking about the big rock that the clan leader talks 2 the warriors from and makes apprentices into warriors, etc etc) and tried to claw luminekit but it was ok because luminepaw was the subject of a celestiaclan prophecy where she can never even be injured so lumine won the battle and raideneichanstar was like ok fine i will go to therapy.

and then she and yaemikopelt got married officially and inazumaclan had a big party the end.